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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Serenity » Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:28 am

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband - "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.

"Just a drunken stranger asking for a push" he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I didn't - it's three in the morning and raining like hell out there!"

"Well you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on the freeway and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him."

The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark. "Hello - are you still there?"

"Yes," comes the answer.

"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing" the drunk replies.
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Serenity » Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:30 am

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And here's how it went:

"Well ya see Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby BigJon » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:13 pm

Oranjeboom.

The beer for people that don't like beer. It's good!

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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby dai bread » Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:22 pm

I like a nice dark beer. There are several brewed here. If I went shopping in the right (expensive) part of town I'm sure I could find genuine imported German beers, but I"ve never bothered. The local beers are just as good as the imported ones I've had.

There are some nice lighter brews too. Monteith's Summer Ale is light, flavoured with honey, and absolutely delicious. It comes on the market about the beginning of December each year.

I thought the British were the only people who seved warm beer. Given their climate, I'm not surprised they don't chill it any more than it naturally is. (Ducks missile from lliam!) ;)
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Serenity » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:37 am

Flame Beer? Kiwi Lager? Lion Red? Steinlager?

What's your favorite dark beer?
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Serenity » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:39 am

Piq!
Karel? Staropramen? Radegast Original Lager? Satrobrno Premium Lager?
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Serenity » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:52 am

Here are some German beers that I would want to taste based on just their name:

Gold
Panzerfest
Celebrator Dopplebock
Jahrhundert-Bier
28 Kulminator Urtyp Hell
Hefe-Weissbier Dunkel
Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier
Schwarzbier
Eisbock Bayrisch Gforns
Gregorius Wiesenfestbier
Bavarian Alpine Extreme
Salvator
Munster Alt
Jubel
Berliner Weisse
Franziskaner
Optimator
Bajudator Dopplebock
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Serenity » Sun Dec 05, 2004 1:28 am

And from the USA:

Turbodog-Dark Ale
XXXmas Ale
Purple Haze
Alaskan Smoked Porter
Arctic Ale
Wee Heavy Scotch Ale
Horn of the Beer
Ancient Whale Ale
Devil Mountain Devil's Brew Porter
Palimony Bitter
Moose Drool
Scape Goat
Powder Hound
Bobo Stout
Billygoat Bock
Sledgehammer Stout
Black Bear Grizzly Stout
Holy Terror Ale
Dakota Maid Mailbock
Highwayman Lager
Big Fog Lager
Blue Hen Chocolate Porter
Brains Dark Smooth
Golden Mermaid Pale Ale and Neptune's Red Ale
Old Knucklehead Ale
Pintail Extra
Laughing Lab Scottish Ale
Mass Transit Ale
Flying Dog Doggie Style Ale
Alimony Ale
Tasmanian Ale
Cool Mule Porter
Java Espresso Stout
Blackened Voodoo Lager
Illuminator
Jack O'Lantern Frosty Pumpkin Ale
Elvira's Night Brew
Fat Weasel Ale
Gila Monster Beer
Hibernation Ale
Nuptual Ale
Halloween Ale
Christmas Ale
Five Years and a Prayer Abbey Style Ale
Big Bad Bock
Smokin' Joe's BBQ Ale
Scud Runner Dark
Taildragger
Good Medicine Brown Ale
Bug Town Stout
Terminator Stout
Transformer
Black Rabbit Porter
Eye of the Hawk - 10th Anniversary Ale
Frolic Shipwreck Ale
Wolf Spirit
Kodiak Brown
Cow Catcher Red Ale
Loose Caboose Porter
Hobo's Breath Brown Ale
Kilt Lifter Scottish Ale
Smugglers Ale
Holy Grail Nut Brown Ale
Organic Hefeweizen
Duck Tail Ale
Dairyman's Old Ale
Green Chili Lager
London Fog
Moose Juice Stout
SOB (Special Old Bitter)
Santa Class
Hoppy Easter
Orca Porter
Killer Whale Stout
Red Ass Ale
Sodbuster Pale Ale
Pumpkinhead Ale
Rogue Dead Guy Ale
Santa's Private Reserve
Zonker Stout
Screaming Lobster Lager
Horney Toad Dunkel Weizen
Stonehenge Stout
King Tut Golden Ale
Pollywanna Porter
No Doubt Stout
Appalachian Ale
Reformatory Stout
Stinker Ale
El Capitan Dark
Dick's Danger Ale
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby haggis » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:31 pm

I used to judge the sophistication of a country based on my "B&B Index" that's "B" for beer and "B" for bread.

Any country that has great bread and great beer has to be a fairly sophisticated country, in my estimation. Unfortunately, only Germany had really, REALLY great bread, my mouth waters at the thought of fresh strawberry jam and brochen, but I digress, beer.

When I was in Germany the breweries actually delivered the beer to your house weekly, just like the milkman used to do here. I wonder if they still do that.

Barfle mentioned “Bitbuger”, which is a good beer and very popular among service members who live(d) in Germany. There are so many good and different beers in Germany that it’s hard to pick any few as the best. Beer (and proper ales) run from light Bavarian weissens, or wheat beers - Two very popular ones are “Original Hefe-Weizen” and “Aventinus,” - to the darker beers brewed farther north. The only dark German beer I can remember drinking and liking was “Dortmunder.” That’s not to say there are other good, dark German beers, I just don’t remember any.

If you’re really brave, try some of the eisbock beers, high in alcoholic content. My favorite, well I drank it more than once but less than five times, is “Aventinus Weizen-Eisbock”, alcohol content runs 12.5%. Eisbock, or “ice bock,” is derived from by freezing it, then removing the ice. This leaves a more alcoholic beer.

I have tried Nicole’s beer “Sagres” and her comments reminded me that it had a high alcoholic content. I drank it in the Azores and remember it as being pilsner-like but not much beyond that.


Someone said something about drinking cold beer. I have (literally) been around the world and actively collected data on those beers that taste good cold. That’s not as easy as it sounds. Many U.S. beers drank cold have virtually no flavor other than a little yeast coming through.

In order of preference those rare beers that taste great cold are: (drum roll if you please)

Budweiser “Budvar Premium Czech Lager”

This is also my all time favorite beer; it just doesn’t get any better than this. It’s best on tap (there’s this gasthaus in Wiesbaden just down from the bahnhof…. sigh) but it’s still great bottled. You can get it here in the U.S. I encourage you to Google the name and find somewhere near that sells it and try it, cold.

“San Miguel Lager”

Unfortunately, “San Mick” (as the beer is known to U.S. service members) is brewed locally in the Philippines, as well as for the export market. I don’t know what they do to the export version but it doesn’t taste as good as the local brew. Among G.I.s the rumor (half believed by a lot of us) was the export version had to meet international sanitary standards so they had to control the ingredients like bug parts, mouse droppings etc, you know, the stuff that makes a good beer great!


“Tusker Premium Lager”
I drank this in Kenya during the U.S. support to Somalia. It was good, but not great. Hell Kenya was so hot and humid anything cold was welcomed, alcoholic or not!

Bread is a totally different subject. Next to German bread my favorite bread is found throughout the Middle East and Turkey. I can recall the name but it’s flat bread similar to pita bread, only flatter. They bake it inside an open oven shaped something like a beehive and made from clay (I think) The baker rolls out the dough then throws the dough onto the interior wall of the oven and uses a long hook thingy to get the baked product. Man some of that bread with fresh figs is a real meal, unfortunately, we couldn’t drink alcoholic beer in Saudi Arabia, only non-alcoholic beer, and really, drinking non-alcoholic beer is like kissing your sister, what’s the purpose?
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Nicole Marie » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:52 pm

Originally posted by piqaboo:
The FCC has rules about radio show hosts drinking while on the air?? OOOOOOOh thats wayyyyy out there!
Yup, they have! A few years ago, two DJ's )I think from Chicago) were having a brew or two on the air. They said nothing wrong, kept the show clean but the FCC was not to keen on the idea and gave them a fine. Sigh, nothing is sacred anymore... even a beer.
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby barfle » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:17 pm

Back in the days (mid 1960s) when I thought a career talking on the radio would be a great way to spend the day (and it would have been, but I opted for a more lucrative career), I attended a seminar where the speaker mentioned that if a CBS on-air personality had the slightest whiff of alcohol on his breath (it wasn't exactly a closed society, but it was primarily a boys' club) that they would be fired on the spot.

I also recall Dean Martin regularly downing fake shots on his TV show, and apparently one of them was real, since his reaction to it was most likely not part of the script. Don't know if anything happened about that or not.
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby mmichaelson » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:24 pm

What a bunch of alkies we are! :D
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Robert Joseph » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:24 pm

Spaten is pretty good, including their year-around dark oktoberfest
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Robert Joseph » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:26 pm

Spaten is pretty good, including their year-around dark oktoberfest
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Shapley » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:31 pm

Lenny, My Man!

Welcome to the forum!

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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Robert Joseph » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:37 pm

Thanks my man.

Just got back from playing the Catskills. Now that I am here, thought a beer and some good conversation would be a place to start.....a riot, or some other form of general mayhem.
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby dai bread » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:06 pm

Originally posted by Serenity:
Flame Beer? Kiwi Lager? Lion Red? Steinlager?

What's your favorite dark beer?
At the moment, Speight's Dark Ale. Mac's Black when I'm out somewhere where they serve it. It's dearer than Speights, which is often available in the supermarket on special.

Lion Red & Steinlager are good light beers. Light in the sense of pale, that is. Alcohol content is the standard 4% or so. Despite its advertising being aimed firmly at the bottom of the market, Lion Red really is good, so periodically I swallow my pride & buy some. Steinlager is nice, but over-rated IMO. Haven't tried Flame beer (for use while on line????) and have had very little Kiwi lager.
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby haggis » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:29 am

Dizzy Dean and Peewee Reese used to narrate NBC’s “game of the week” in the 60's and 70's and were widely rumored to drink during the game. Maybe that’s the ultimate source of Dizzy’s hilarious quotes like “Don’t fail to miss tomorrow’s game” or ”He slud into third”.

Of course he also said ” Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat. “ so maybe he saw nothing wrong with drinking on air.

I don’t know if they did but I do know that I miss that style of chatter during a game, but as Dizzy would say ” I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?”.
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby haggis » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:40 am

Piq,

"Had some good beer in teh Czech Republic, liked it better than most of the German beers I had, dont remember what a single one of them was called tho...."

probably Budweiser “Budvar Premium Czech Lager” read what I said above about it. I think it is the best beer in the world, period.

not the same "Budweiser" you think, they've been battling over the name for decades. Check out their website

Budweiser Budvar

Oxford Bottled Beer Database
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Re: Virtual Biergarten

Postby Shapley » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:07 pm

Haggis,

RE: San Miguel Beer.

The Navy version of the difference between real and export San Miguel is that the preservatives added for export kill all the dirty little unsats that give it that flavor. San Miguel in Hong Kong tasted different from San Miguel in the P.I., but was still pretty good. The export stuff just doesn't cut the mustard.

The different taste of the beer is also the reason you can't make a decent mojo here in the States.

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