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OperaTenor wrote:The two rules for being a Tenor:<P>1. The tenor part is <I>always</I> the melody.<P>2. All directions are to be interpreted as "SING LOUDER".<P>
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
Serenity wrote:Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.
piqaboo wrote:We work with a urologist named R. Dick, MD.
Yup, good ol' Dr Dick.
We also work with a urologist named John Thomas.
I guess these guys grow up thinking they have no choice re careers.
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