“9,100 tonnes? Metric or standard? Short or long? English or American?”
To which the OMFS23 replied ” Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
Ed. “have you no shame?” “Plaguerising - English spelling, American spelling “Plaguerizing” MPATHG, can you sink no farther?”
Haggis: “Well, actually, yes, I feel I’m capable of sinking to such depths as to be viewed as rising on the other side of the 6…or is it 7? Sided cube of a world we live on”
Ed. “Oh, never mind then, while your at it can you work in the piece about the “HHGOA” and the best line (well, one of them) in MPATHG “He'll do you a treat, mate,"
Haggis: “we’ll see, I’m still working out my reaction to “Shcowp” – brilliant, wish I had said that!”
OT: Mutters to himself “You probably will!”
Haggis: “What did you say?”
OT: “Ahhhh, you’re still sharp??”
Haggis: In his best Stan Freeburg voice, “We’re keeping our eye on you”
Ed. “Sigh, tell me you’re NOT going to plagiarize Freb…..”
Haggis: Interrupting “Shhhh, half of ‘em out there weren’t even BORN when he did the ‘Little Blue Riding Hood’ Shtick!!”
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“Pardon me ma’am I’m Sgt Thursday and I’m investigating the apparent brutal murder of the OMSF23 lying at the bottom of the Canyon.” “Can you tell me what you were doing here at the time he was pushed off the cliff………
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing