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Reminds me of my job description, which includesoriginally posted by Shapley:
We used the term "delta rho", which we were supposed to pronounce "The change in reactivity levels over time",
Let's see if we can get bignag to write a tune for this . . .Originally posted by Shapley:
Give me a little shot of that reactivity, baby.
Just a little touch from your fissile hand.
Oh, Give me a little shot of that reactivity, baby,
and you'll put my T[ave] back in the green band.
Baby, you've been gone so long from me,
my average coolant temperature is on the slide,
But, baby, just a smile, just a touch,
and you'll put my delta rho back on the positive side!
Give me a little shot of that reactivity, baby,
just let me feel the warmth of your hand,
give a little shot of that reactivity, baby,
and you'll but my T[ave] back in the Gree-een Bayand!
Of course, it just cries out for a verse about Xenon buildup and Macroscopic cross-sections for absorption, but I couldn't quite fit them in.
OT, ShapOriginally posted by OperaTenor:
I always thought boiling water reactors were just a bad idea, but that might've been my Navy education prejudicing me.
BTW, let's not forget those thermalized neutrons....
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