GWB humor

[barfle]

Goesintight!

I'll refrain from further explanation, at least until Altoid can understand it.

[Trumpetmaster]

Gezunta's

This Gezunta here that Gezunta there....

:p

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

Then there's electronics. For every junction, Gozinta=Gozotta.

[Nicole Marie]

Originally posted by BigJon@Work:
Have you ever read this humor site? http://www.borowitzreport.com/ I get the articles in email every day and he has been on fire recently. Some favorites:
http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1212&srch=

To bad these stories are real.

"And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them." Barbara Bush

http://www.boston.com/news/local/maine/articles/2005/09/15/barbara_bush_praises_outpouring_of_support_for_hurricane_victims/

[BigJon@Work]

Umm, that's the point of Borowitz. He grabs a real thing or two from the day's headlines and twists it into a funny amalgam.

[Nicole Marie]

BigJon... NO! You don't say??? Borowitz... it's all a joke?? God, how could I have been so blind? I know who Borowitz is, I watch him every morning on CNN.


Anyway... I'm saying it's too bad Borowitz commentary is based on real stories. People can say and do some really stupid things.

<small>[ 09-16-2005, 08:31 AM: Message edited by: Nicole Marie ]</small>

[BigJon@Work]

What's CNN?

[Serenity]

Ctul'hu News Network

[BigJon@Work]

[Trumpetmaster]

<img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/f/brown_baghdadbob.jpg" alt=" - " />

FEMA Director Michael Brown as Baghdad Bob

"There are no unfed Americans in Astrodome. Never!"
"My feelings - as usual - we will take care of them all"
"Our initial assessment is that they will all be OK"
"I blame CNN - they are marketing for the looters!"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of MREs."
"They're coming to surrender or be tucked away in the dome."
"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"
"Be assured. Orleans is safe, protected"

[Trumpetmaster]

Hey OT,
How's this look for President PetroPockets

[Trumpetmaster]

<img src="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/minibush.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Trumpetmaster]

<img src="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_starwars_emperor.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Trumpetmaster]

Just for you OT!

<img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/L/c/bush_abdullah_chaching.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Trumpetmaster]

<img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/b/bush_fixed_iraq.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Trumpetmaster]

<img src="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bushes_iraqoil.jpg" alt=" - " />

<small>[ 09-20-2005, 11:20 PM: Message edited by: TrumpetMaster ]</small>

[OperaTenor]

[quote]Originally posted by TrumpetMaster:
[b] Just for you OT!

[Trumpetmaster]

[quote]Originally posted by OperaTenor:
[b] [quote]Originally posted by TrumpetMaster:
[b] Just for you OT!

[Marye]

Has this one already been posted? My apologies if it has...

Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't give a damn how people get out of New Orleans.

[OperaTenor]

I hadn't heard that one, but it's along the lines about the comment President PetroProfits made when asked what he was going to do about Katrina: "I refused to meet with Cindy Sheehan, and I'm not going to meet with her, either."