GWB humor

[piqaboo]

Marye,
funny!!!!!!!!

[Marye]

Maybe only Canadians are telling that joke then...

[Avivaldi72]

LMAO! Marye - that is good. I love that Roe Vs. Wade one, particularly since I am sure he doesn't have a clue as to what it really is!

[Avivaldi72]

I wondered if this one has bene posted.

I love the Irish!

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[GreatCarouser]

Bill Maher said that Cheney is going to have another operation and someone named George W. Bush would be in charge.....Is this true?

[GreatCarouser]

Originally posted by Marye:
Maybe only Canadians are telling that joke then...

Americans, unfortunately, are living it...

But at least I'm laughing!!! Thanks, Marye

[piqaboo]

I told Marye's joke at work (very slightly modified). I wonder that I am still employed! But, they laughed.

[Marye]

Avivalidi:

I just shrieked out loud at that... the Irish just kill me...

GC.. so nice to see you posting again.. I was getting worried....

[Shapley]

Here's this weeks Quick Poll from The Onion

If you were president, whom would you nominate to the Supreme Court?

A) James Madison, via time machine, in order to resolve the originalism-versus-interpretation debate

B) That lawyer guy who writes those thrillers you read in the afternoon

C) Robert Bork, just to see if I could get away with it this time

D) Atticus Finch

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

B)

[Marye]

(D)

No.. wait I am not American... so I vote ... for ... Celine Dion :p . You can keep her.

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

Celine Dion? Do I have to????

<whine> <whimper>

<idea!!!> Maybe I could send her to Bahrain, to Michael Jackson, for his collection!!!

[Serenity]

George W. Bush surrounds himself with smart people the way a hole surrounds itself with a donut.-Dennis Miller

[hal 9000]

Just got this in my email today. Hopefully I'm not regurgitating a joke that has already been told on this thread. :p

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On Friday, Condi Rice was giving the President his daily foreign affairs briefing. She concluded by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff sat stunned at this uncharacteristic display of emotion at a briefing, and watched as the President nervously as sat there, head in hands.

Finally, the President looked up and asked, "How many is a brazillion?"

[treebeau]

yup

Regards,
Tim B.

[OperaTenor]

Yeah, sure, but at least it's a funnier context.

[Trumpetmaster]

Oh boy.....

[Avivaldi72]

George Washington: First President to have scores of books written about his military record.

George Bush: First President to have scores of military records disappear, who can't read.

[Avivaldi72]

The New 23rd Psalm

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.

He restoreth my fears.

He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.

Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.

Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

My health insurance runneth out.

Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

[Avivaldi72]

Who's On First -- Next Generation!

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.