Hows about some quotes by famous people?
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
--Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche Beyond Good and Evil.
The Famous Bill Austin
06-23-1963 "Somebody has to be in charge"
11-15-1975 "We just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are our arms tired."
06-23-1976 "Everything changes, everything stays the same."
11-17-1979 "The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. The second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up."
10-06-1983 "When you take dancing lessons, you learn steps and you learn steps and you learn steps. It can go on for a long time. And then one day, you just learn to dance, and it is so different."
04-21-1985 "I'm on a mission from George!"
12-22-1986 "Nothing is a problem"
06-04-1987 "I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again."
07-15-1991 "Rio Salado? Salad River?"
03-25-1992 "Wireless home communications is a marketable product which we have the technology to build"
10-06-1993 "Why would I lie about a thing like that?"
08-01-1994 "No, I am not the Bill Austin of "Beth and Bill", I am the famous Bill Austin"
10-01-1994 "Hey, I'm a Chemist, remember?"
12-01-1994 "People Ask Me, "Why is it free?" and I tell them (really slowly) "Because it doesn't cost anything."
09-06-1996 "There are no problems, only opportunities"
06-30-1997 "There are no opportunities, only problems"
03-30-1998 "Nothing is decided"
06-25-1998 "Something is decided but no one is talking"
09-06-1998 "It has been declared a success, it is a success"
12-01-1998 "A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says ... What is this, a joke?"
12-14-1998 "Somebody has to be in charge"
05-07-1999 "A picture is not worth 1000 words on the Internet. The information is in the text."
01-12-2000 "At Motorola, punishment for success far exceeds punishment for failure."
09-21-2002 "If you don't believe that we are in immediate danger of additional horrific acts of state-sponsored terrorism then you are deluding yourself and you are deluding anyone you sell that idea to.
10-29-2002 "Lack of vision and strategic thinking at the top poisons the entire seed stock of company management."
"I only laugh when it hurts."
*And some things I only wish I had said:
If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.
The people who say I told you so are winning.
186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law
Give me ambiguity or give me something else
Think honk if you're a telepath
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best