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Season's Greetings!

Postby GreatCarouser » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:56 pm

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...


And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby bignaf » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:01 pm

LMREO!!!
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby Serenity » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:33 am

As the new Guinness commercial states:
BRILLIANT!
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby piqaboo » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:24 am

ROTFL!!
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby OperaTenor » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:04 pm

I have it on good authority the other seasons are feeling disenfranchised as to this particular season receiving so much attention over the others. I believe they are putting together a class action lawsuit, seeking damages and restitution for emotional pain and suffering caused by the celebration of this particular season. They also seek a restraining order prohibiting further celebration of this season within three months from either side.

I also hear the ACLU is looking into this case....
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby shostakovich » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:15 pm

And a healthy, happy _____________ to you, too, GC. ;)
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby shostakovich » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:19 pm

Good wishes for equinoxes and solstices to you OT. I'll be following the case closely.
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby piqaboo » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:41 pm

Merry Cranberries and a Happy Noodle Soup to all!
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby Serenity » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:41 am

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.........noodles and cranberries.....aaaaarrrrrrghhhhh......
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby GreatCarouser » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:52 am

Please don't forget to include the original UPC code when you mail in for your rebate! ;)
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby barfle » Thu Dec 23, 2004 8:22 am

Originally posted by OperaTenor:
I also hear the ACLU is looking into this case....
Now if they ACLU held a LUAU at UCLA...

Have a happy whatchamacallit and a merry whatever.
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby OperaTenor » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:19 am

Originally posted by barfle:
Now if they ACLU held a LUAU at UCLA...

And LULA is guest of honor....
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Re: Season's Greetings!

Postby lliam » Wed Dec 29, 2004 9:15 am

Mmmmay I wish you all: 'A Happy and Prosperous New Year' :) ;)
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