Happy Halloween!

[navneeth]

This one's specially for OT!

http://www3.uark.edu/bkst/macmod/page1.htm

[Shapley]

And a Happy All Hallow's Eve to you, too, sir!

[GreatCarouser]

What do you get if you cross a ghost and Bambi?
Bamboo

What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
A sand witch
What do you get if you cross Dracula and a snowman?
Frostbite
What happened to the guy who didn't pay the exorcist?
He got repossessed
What do you call a ghoul with a broken leg?
A hoblin' goblin
Which monster loves dance music?
The boogieman
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
And did you hear about the ghost photographer?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.

[Serenity]

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.

What do you call someone who puts poison in someone's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.

A skeleton's favorite musical instrument is the trombone.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts.

[Serenity]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now!

What did the skeleton sing while riding his Harley?
Bone to be Wild!

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and Ships.

What do you call cows that come back to life?
Zombeef

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour puss.

What goes "Ha, Ha, Ha.....Thud!"
A monster laughing his head off.

The tallest building in Transylvania?
The Vampire State Building.

[Serenity]

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk every day?
It's good for bones.

Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
To keep their goulish figure.

Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Mali-boo!

What do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin...

What happens when a ghost get lost in fog?
He's mist.

What are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
Hallowieners.

What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put the brain of his goldfish in the body of his dog?
I don't know but it's great at chasing subs.

What's a goul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies.

What do you get if you leave a pile of bones in the sun?
A Skele-tan.

What the difference between a ghost and a butcher?
One stays awake and the other weighs a steak.

[Catmando]

Ahh! Thanks for those Serenity. Good to have you posting!!

I miss your posts (especially your puns and jokes).

[audiogirl]

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer..... and a mop.

[OperaTenor]

Thanks Nav! However, I spent Halloween being sick as a dog.

[barfle]

Thanks Nav! However, I spent Halloween being sick as a dog.

Hope you're all better now.

[OperaTenor]

Thanks Nav! However, I spent Halloween being sick as a dog.

Hope you're all better now.

Thanks. Mostly better, a lot of sore muscles from chills and throwing up and a really sore throat, but I can at least function(and post).

[navneeth]

...a lot of sore muscles from chills and throwing up and a really sore throat, ...

Sorry to hear that, OT. Take care.

Maybe a little Bush-bashing (or is that anti-Bush-bashing?:? ) will do some good.

[BigJon]

Get well soon, you'll miss curtain!