What do you get if you cross a ghost and Bambi?
What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
A sand witch
What do you get if you cross Dracula and a snowman?
What happened to the guy who didn't pay the exorcist?
He got repossessed
What do you call a ghoul with a broken leg?
A hoblin' goblin
Which monster loves dance music?
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
And did you hear about the ghost photographer?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.