Selma in Sandy Eggo wrote:Here's a pet peeve: people who say "You need to" when they actually mean "I'd like you to". Why do they think that I need to make their lives easier? Why do they never need to make my life easier?
Hilarious!

Kinda reminds me of some of the dialogue from "Office Space" (movie). Yeeeaaahh, weellll, I'm gonna need those TPS reports from you real soon:
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Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!