Hawaii's 10 most wanted

[Giant Communist Robot]

The newspaper published a list of the 10 most wanted criminals and their crimes---eight drug related, one bank robber, and one visa violation.

[BigJon@Work]

Paradise?

[Shapley]

eight drug related, one bank robber, and one visa violation.

That's not bad at all - no cereal killers, no axe murderers, no father rapers...

[Giant Communist Robot]

eight drug related, one bank robber, and one visa violation.

That's not bad at all - no cereal killers, no axe murderers, no father rapers...

I polish off a bowl of oatmeal every morning and no one seems to notice. And look at that! A visa violation! We take illegal immigration seriously here; you mainlanders need to get your act together!

[Shapley]

And look at that! A visa violation! We take illegal immigration seriously here;

Immigration? Oh, Hell! I thought they were talking about credit card fraud!

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Shapley