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Postby elefie » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:31 pm

What did a piano player say to a tightrope walker?

You better C sharp or you'll B flat!
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Postby barfle » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:09 pm

A cellist, an engineer, and a medical technician walked into a bar.

The bartender said, "What is this, some kind of a joke?" :)
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Postby bignaf » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:19 pm

you can also check out this thread. it doesn't have a exclamation mark and a smilie, but it's still funny. :D
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Postby elefie » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:27 pm

:oops:
sorry about that... *sheepish*
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Postby bignaf » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:28 pm

it's fine. :) you're still in tour grace period. :D keep posting :!: :grouphug:
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Postby piqaboo » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:50 pm

Perhaps Chris or Sarge can merge the two threads?
Altoid - curiously strong.
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Postby bignaf » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:05 pm

meh, only 2 jokes on this thread. and they're probably on the other one also.
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Postby barfle » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:08 pm

Heck, if you got it, flaunt it!
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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:15 pm

How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic.
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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:15 pm

What do termites eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.
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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:15 pm

Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:16 pm

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop.
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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:16 pm

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other,


"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:18 pm

What's the friendliest school?
Hi school.
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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:20 pm

Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball?

Who could blame her, she had a pumkin for a coach and was always running from the ball!

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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:21 pm

Why don't ducks carry spare change?


They all have "bills".

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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:22 pm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?


Finding half a worm.

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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:23 pm

What did the rabbit say when he fell into a hole filled with water?



"Oh, well." :D
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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:24 pm

Why is the hen sitting on an axe?


She wants to hatchet.

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Postby Trumpetmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:25 pm

What do you get if you light a duck's tail?


A firequacker :crazy:
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