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by **elefie** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:31 pm

What did a piano player say to a tightrope walker?

You better C sharp or you'll B flat!

by **barfle** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:09 pm

A cellist, an engineer, and a medical technician walked into a bar.

The bartender said, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

by **bignaf** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:19 pm

you can also check out this thread. it doesn't have a exclamation mark and a smilie, but it's still funny.

by **elefie** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:27 pm

sorry about that... *sheepish*

by **bignaf** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:28 pm

it's fine.

you're still in tour grace period.

keep posting :!:

by **piqaboo** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:50 pm

Perhaps Chris or Sarge can merge the two threads?

by **bignaf** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:05 pm

meh, only 2 jokes on this thread. and they're probably on the other one also.

by **barfle** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:08 pm

Heck, if you got it, flaunt it!

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:15 pm

How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic.

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:15 pm

What do termites eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:15 pm

Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:16 pm

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop.

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:16 pm

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other,

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:18 pm

What's the friendliest school?
Hi school.

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:20 pm

Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball?

Who could blame her, she had a pumkin for a coach and was always running from the ball!

:crazy:

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:21 pm

Why don't ducks carry spare change?

They all have "bills".

:rofl:

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:22 pm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

:roll:

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:23 pm

What did the rabbit say when he fell into a hole filled with water?

"Oh, well."

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:24 pm

Why is the hen sitting on an axe?

She wants to hatchet.

:lol:

by **Trumpetmaster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:25 pm

What do you get if you light a duck's tail?

A firequacker :crazy:

Jokes! :)