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by **Catmando** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:20 pm

The English handy-man was accused of killing a homosexual.

His defence was: "I was just trying to fix my garage".

by **Serenity** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:31 pm

The man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered.

:roll:

by **Catmando** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:33 pm

Serenity wrote:The man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered.

hee hee

by **Serenity** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:33 pm

The personal trainer quit his job because it wasn't working out. :flex:

by **Catmando** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:34 pm

The barber collapsed due to sheer exhaustion.

by **Serenity** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:36 pm

Electric company looking for high-energy employees!

by **Catmando** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:37 pm

Why did Yo-Yo Ma go on stress leave?

Because he really needs to unwind.

by **Serenity** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:39 pm

We call our fax machine "Bob Marley"

because it keeps jammin'!

:rofl:

by **Catmando** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:41 pm

What did the happy butt say to the sad butt?

C'mon, cheer up! Crack me a smile!

by **Serenity** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:43 pm

Some music stores are in a CD part of town.

by **Serenity** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:44 pm

Sign posted at the music store: "Hear Here!"

by **Catmando** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:46 pm

What's the most popular pastry at the movie theater?

The cinema bun.

by **Serenity** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:47 pm

By the way, that music store has sound business practices! :rofl:

by **Serenity** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:13 pm

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from math class because it was a weapon of math disruption! :roll:

by **DavidS** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:52 am

Oscar Wilde filed a complaint against the prison authorities, because he wasn't getting his Daily Mail.

by **DavidS** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:56 am

Q: Why are cemetries at the dead centre of town?
A: Because everyone is dying to get there.

Animal puns....and other tuns of fun!