Remember ROSEMARY BROWN?

[Shapley]

I've considered it a couple of times. Where did we last leave Tarzan, Jane, Ort, Izzy, and Bottom?

Or should we start introducing a new cast?

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

Bottom found a congenial corral in Ott Tenornot's sister's lower glacier's moraine, and Izzy the Stoner has been recently spotted retrieving paper sacks of unmentionable foodstuffs in Golden Gate Park.

[OperaTenor]

Oh, I think we should definitely pick up somewhat where we left off.

The seven-sided cube should be worth a revisit...

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

And what'd we do with the CV-64/NCC-1701? I've mislaid it

[Shapley]

Since I've been channeling for dead poets today, maybe I can contact Richard Braughtigan and get his help on the "completely different" thread. Should make for some interesting reading:

Her hair was the color of a Saint-Saens Concerto. Her eyes looked through you as if to say "Remember that time you stole the comic book from the Ben Franklin store and kept it hidden in the tree house for six weeks because you were afraid of being caught reading it, so that when you finally went to read it it was all wet and moldy". When she spoke, her words smelled like watermelon in the winter...

[Shapley]

OT,

I've dusted off the 'completely different' thread and added a couple of posts. It now awaits the master's touch...

[piqaboo]

Loved the rhymes, Shap. Can you "rap" Rosemary B ?

[Shapley]

I'm not sure I want to channel a dead rapper.

[Shapley]

Loved the rhymes, Shap. Can you "rap" Rosemary B ?

Okay Piq, just for you I got hold of a dead rapper last night. Some guy by the name of Six Pack or something. This is what he composed:

Rosemary, Rosemary, Rosemary Brown,
Gettin' down, down with music from under the groun'
Groovin' with Beethoven, layin' down that soun'
death don' stop the music if Rosemary's aroun'

Rosemary Brown, she ain't misbehavin'
Visitin' Gershwin, goin' to his grave an'
talkin' with the dead, a musical Wes Craven.
That Rosemary Brown, she's really a brave 'un.

Rosemary Brown, Groovin' with the souls
Writin' new music that nobody knows
Layin' down a new tune that Satchmo blows
Rosemary [expletives deleted] right down to her toes.

Rosemary Brown, She [expletive deleted]
Funky music her [expletive deleted] seated
Hammerin' a tune that [expletives repeated]
Schubert's symphony will now be completed.

Rosemary Brown, Rappin' wit' the dead
Liszt and Bizet and the [expletive] priest in red
Composin' music in Mozart's stead.
Pulls those new tunes from right out her head.

Rosemary Brown, [expletive, expletive, expletive deleted]
[expletive, expletive deleted, expletives deleted]
[derogatory comment about record producers deleted]
[unsavory reference to female anatomy deleted]

The rap then degraded into an continuing string of sexual references and threats against record producers, so I made up some excuse about having to visit William Shakespeare, who wasn't feeling well, and left. I hope that is sufficient.

V/R
Shapley

[navneeth]

:rotfl::rotfl:

I'm skeptical about Rosemary Brown, but I think I believe your channelling powers.

[piqaboo]

Phat!
Da Bomb!
Bitchin'!
Groovy!
Oh my! Well done!

I know I'm a bit out of date, even up at the top there, but you get the idea.

[Shapley]

Thanks. But I wish you wouldn't keep pointing out that I'm phat. I'm trying to lose weight...


Oops! Forgot the smiley, again.

[Shapley]

BTW, I wonder where Dee's gotten off to?

Seems like we get lots of these 'hit and run' posters lately. Do you think we scare them off?

V/R
Shapley