Loved the rhymes, Shap. Can you "rap" Rosemary B ?
Okay Piq, just for you I got hold of a dead rapper last night. Some guy by the name of Six Pack or something. This is what he composed:
Rosemary, Rosemary, Rosemary Brown,
Gettin' down, down with music from under the groun'
Groovin' with Beethoven, layin' down that soun'
death don' stop the music if Rosemary's aroun'
Rosemary Brown, she ain't misbehavin'
Visitin' Gershwin, goin' to his grave an'
talkin' with the dead, a musical Wes Craven.
That Rosemary Brown, she's really a brave 'un.
Rosemary Brown, Groovin' with the souls
Writin' new music that nobody knows
Layin' down a new tune that Satchmo blows
Rosemary [expletives deleted] right down to her toes.
Rosemary Brown, She [expletive deleted]
Funky music her [expletive deleted] seated
Hammerin' a tune that [expletives repeated]
Schubert's symphony will now be completed.
Rosemary Brown, Rappin' wit' the dead
Liszt and Bizet and the [expletive] priest in red
Composin' music in Mozart's stead.
Pulls those new tunes from right out her head.
Rosemary Brown, [expletive, expletive, expletive deleted]
[expletive, expletive deleted, expletives deleted]
[derogatory comment about record producers deleted]
[unsavory reference to female anatomy deleted]
The rap then degraded into an continuing string of sexual references and threats against record producers, so I made up some excuse about having to visit William Shakespeare, who wasn't feeling well, and left. I hope that is sufficient.