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Worst lyrics ever

Postby Marye » Fri May 04, 2007 8:28 am

I read, I think, that a UK DJ has a contest to find the top ten worst lyrics. The list must be endless, but I rather think this could be a contendah

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

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Postby treebeau » Fri May 04, 2007 8:56 am

There are too many songs to choose from.

Here's one:
I got my mind set on you.
I got my mind set on you.
I got my mind set on you.
I got my mind set on you.

But it's gonna take money.
A whole lot of spending money.
It's gonna take plenty of money.

To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it right.

(George Harrison)

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Tim B.

P.S. What's with Fergie? Seems like all her songs have her spelling something.
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Postby Marye » Fri May 04, 2007 8:59 am

Tim :rofl:
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Postby dai bread » Sat May 05, 2007 6:19 pm

And then there's grand opera.

"Madam Butterfly"- "milk punch or whisky?" (Milk punch o whisky!!)

"Aida"- "Heavenly Aida; boy, what a body!" (Celeste Aida, forma divina).

Anyone care to add to the list?
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Postby Schmeelkie » Mon May 07, 2007 11:01 am

Marye - I actually caught the video for that one day - had to watch it - just fascinated by the utter stupidity/anti-feminism/craziness....

My least favorite repetitive song growing up was:
I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night.....think I counted once - that line is repeated 47 times!

I'd say about half of REMs songs would qualify - my brother once said he figured they used a random lyric generator cause their songs made no sense. 'Personal Jesus' being a great example.
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Postby jamiebk » Mon May 07, 2007 11:31 am

A 1960's Pittsburgh garage band, by the name of the "Arondies" did a song (aptly titled "69"). It was largely instrumental except for the interruption of the two word lyric...uttered only once...."69". This was the year I graduated and this more or less became our class song...although the meaning of the song was quite different. Cheers went up and the power usually went off when the 45 RPM recording was played (sneaked in) during the high school dances.
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Postby Shapley » Mon May 07, 2007 11:41 am

Aphrodite's Child had a song called Infinity that used to be played loudly from college dorm windows' back when I was in school. The lyrics were:

I was
I am
I am to come
I was
I am
I am to come
I was
I am
[etc]

Vangelis was the driving force behind this group. He's come a long way since then...

The same album included a song called Do it. They lyrics were:

Do it!



Do it!



Do it!


Rumour has it that Nike was strongly influenced by the music. :D
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Postby Selma in Sandy Eggo » Mon May 07, 2007 12:01 pm

I'd think we'll have to include Enya songs (there are syllables, but are they words? Do they make up lyrics? Who knows?) and everything ever sung by Stevie Nicks. I've never understood a word of that, either.

Somebody made up an appalling set of lyrics to Rachmaninoff's Vocalise. It's on the CD I have of all different Vocalise performances. I don't remember them, and wouldn't recommend trying to find them.
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Postby Marye » Mon May 07, 2007 1:33 pm

Scheelkie, the video is something else, isn't it?

Speaking of "my lovely lady lumps" (the right lyric I misquoted above)... Shakira's, Whenever wherever song has this line:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

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Postby analog » Mon May 07, 2007 1:40 pm

"Someone left a cake out in the rain.
...................
....................
MCarthur park is melting in the dark
.........................
..........................
..........................
...........................
Oh Noooo!!!!"

AARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! :yuk:

Maybe i just missed a symbology of some sort.
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Postby BigJon » Mon May 07, 2007 9:54 pm

Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy,
we had fun,
we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.

Don't kill me!
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Postby BigJon » Mon May 07, 2007 10:01 pm

Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight.
Afternoon delight.
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Postby BigJon » Mon May 07, 2007 10:04 pm

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
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Postby BigJon » Mon May 07, 2007 10:14 pm

Groove is in the heart
Ah-ah-ah-ah
(Ne-na-na-na-na)
Groove is in the heart
(Ne-na-na-na-na)
Groove is in the heart
(Ne-na-na-na-na)
Groove is in the heart-ah-ah-ah
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Postby BigJon » Mon May 07, 2007 10:16 pm

Do the Hustle!
Do the Hustle!
Do the Hustle!

Hey!
Do it!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Hey!
Do the Hustle!
All the boys and all the girls
Doin' the Hustle
Do the Hustle
Everybody
Get up!
It's fun!
It's free!
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Postby BigJon » Mon May 07, 2007 10:19 pm

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
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Postby BigJon » Mon May 07, 2007 10:21 pm

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
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Postby BigJon » Mon May 07, 2007 10:30 pm

Whoomp there it is
whoomp there it is
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Postby Marye » Tue May 08, 2007 7:11 am

BigJon wrote:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight.
Afternoon delight.


I remember this song.... subtle :)
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Postby BigJon » Wed May 09, 2007 12:17 am

About as subtle as a brick to the temple.
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