"Don't forget about cockroaches, drivers making left turns from the right hand lane, tasteless food, highest taxes in the nation, really expensive gas, rude and boorish tourists, geckos (they crap everywhere), faltering orchestra that often cannot pay its' members, lying politicians, more taxes, nepotism beyond belief, Spam, expensive housing, no parking anywhere, and enough military running around carrying guns to make you think you're in a banana republic."
Now I'm nostalgic for the Philippines...

