Selma in Sandy Eggo wrote: It was loud. It was crude. It was glorious. It may have been his finest moment. I think nazis even got dragged into that argument....
Wonderful story. Growing up in a military family on military installations had its own....challenges. Parents were the final arbiters of misbehavior of their children but everyone one else was an informer. If you got in trouble in school the teacher called your father and you had to face his "justice" when he got home. Or if you're across the housing area doing something stupid Major Smith's wife calls your mother and bingo, another conversation with Dad.
In 1962 I went to my first "civilian" school in the 7th grade. One day I innocently threw a dead wasp out the window but it apparently bounced and landed on a young lady. I got three "whack" with a rather large paddle. I was mortified and embarrassed and only after a few days did my Mom see the bruises. She had an earnest discussion with the principal and my father had a similar discussion with the teacher (a sadist, a view I have to this day) about how the military community handled discipline problems with their children.
Years later when I was an adult Dad shared the exact wording he used in that particular discussion and had he used that same language today he would have faced prosecution.
Nevertheless, I never faced corporal punishment and that teacher never, ever made eye contact with me the remainder of the school year. I got an “A” in his class; trust me the numbers of “A”s I earned in 12 years of school were few enough that I remember them all!!!!
