"And now for something completely different"

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

Originally posted by Haggis:
silently curses all Trekkies and their damnable memories; they can't remember their kids birthday but they all know Spock's shoe size which is....

March 3rd, May 10th, Feb 28th. 10-1/2 B

[Valerie]

using fragrances from Izzy, the stoner, who was more than happy to be of help in such a desparate situation. Then everybody lived happily ever after, except for...

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

Originally posted by barfle:
...replied in kind en masse. The poor fellow who had to disinfect the air conditioner...

... after logging 3 weeks of futile labor, abandoned all pretence of salvaging the pathetic thing and installed a mini-space-warp, the other terminus of which was anchored downslope of a large Norwegian glacier, which also hosted...

[Angie Parkes]

The poor fellow who had to disinfect the air conditioner...

...found that the problem was in fact due to Izzy's stash stuck in the ductwork. It was packed untidily in a brown paper bag covered in enigmatic figures drawn in red crayon. Tracing the lines with one disinterested finger, the HVAC repairman suddenly...

[Angie Parkes]

(okay, I'm a bit slow typing)

the HVAC repairman suddenly...

(former post)

abandoned all pretence of salvaging the pathetic thing and installed a mini-space-warp, the other terminus of which was anchored downslope of a large Norwegian glacier, which also hosted...

The Sandy Eggo School for Quilting Tenors. There, in the depths of the mountain, were classrooms full of lyric and heldentenors busily recreating the toroid in patchwork and batting...

[BenODen]

... 1.600 for the Sandiego Padres! Suddenly a team that was groaning under the load of their own baseball caps was propelling baseballs back into the past to win games that had once been lost! Unfortunately for ...

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[OperaTenor]

<BTW, Haggis, last time you made reference to the earth's shape, you said it was seven-sided, not five {in "Welcome to 2003", a response to HenryRhenals, as I recall.} Has something catastrophic ocurred in the interim? Have two sides broken off and are now free-floating in the trackless void of space?>

[OperaTenor]

...our story, references have now been made to baseball and tenors doing something as inane as quilting (where is that FRS?). Meanwhile, the HVAC rep has opened the bag containing Izzy's stash, only to find...

[barfle]

a clogged flatulence filter, a hoarse tenor, a bent quilting needle, and 6kg of raw pig stomachs, from which he constructed...

[OperaTenor]

...a tether for an elevator to space, extending three times the altitude for geosynchronous orbit(well, +/- 1,000 miles, anyway), in hopes of escaping the huge cloud of rancorous fumes emanting from the backsides of the flatulent orchestra, who now...

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

...having lunched on three-bean salad and alfalfa soup, launched into a spirited rendition of Hannible Across the Alps, directed by the tenor horse.

Meanwhile, the chorus and the Stormdoor Ballet...

[OperaTenor]

...were assimilated by a gaggle of shrieking sopranos wearing Viking breastplates with the two pointy thingies on them, and horned helmets, who, whislt singing with the tonality of nails on a chalkboard...

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

...and, rising like the quilted phoenix, New Dawn flew into orbit (escaping the flatulent fumes).

Upon reaching the orbiting CV-65/NCC-1701, the sopranos...

[OperaTenor]

...were involved in a shootout with a rival Canadian gang, and Tony was seriously wounded, but the bad guys got worse than they gave. Their leader was dead, shot in the forehead by...

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[annettehala]

...win 4 Emmy® awards including Outstanding Lead Actor (James Gandolfini) & Outstanding Lead Actress (Edie Falco) in a Drama Series...

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[OperaTenor]

Hi Annette,

Wow. How did you get that copywrite symbol on there. Charmap?

[bignaf]

Originally posted by operatenor:
...were involved in a shootout with a rival Canadian gang, and Tony was seriously wounded, but the bad guys got worse than they gave. Their leader was dead, shot in the forehead by...

two of the king's archers who then fled to the supposed safety of the castle walls. however, on reaching the inner keep they were met by a...

[barfle]

dinosaur named Dinny and his friend Alley Oop (© United Media), who were in the process of freeing Rapunzel, a lass fair of face and figure, but of remarkable...

[Bones]

follicular filament preponderance...

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[haggis]

"features" that were the envy of the Kingdom and always the subject of any discussion among the envious and jealous, a group that, in all fairness although there was nothing fair here, was most of the ladies and at least 10% of the men – if you believe that recent poll and, as I mention to her next door but two. ”How can they just blurt out some of the things they do today is beyond me” You certainly didn’t hear that kind of language when I was a young lady and speaking of young ladies – although you have to stretch the definition of “young AND “lady” when discussing Rapunzel...or was it Han-sel??

It’s just terrible the way she pushes those “features” around. If you ask me I would say to her “Pride goeth before ……”

OT..OT, man you got a wicked memory, I don’t remember ever using that gig before. It was a favorite goofy discussion starter used by a friend years ago and it just stuck with me. Actually I did think “Was it a six or seven sided cube?” when I was writing it.

Ya know, scary, memory enhanced people like you have a habit of meeting with a bad end, if you take my meaning….

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