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Woodchuck.

Postby lliam » Wed Jun 18, 2003 7:29 am

I love this weeks poll question:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
16 lbs
1 ton
15.4 grams
45 liters
none
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I love these little creatures.
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The Woodchuck.
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Size: 2-11 pounds.

Life span: 3-4 years.

Litter size: 2-8 young, one litter per year.

Habitat: open land, farmland, forest edges, residential areas.

Food: green lush vegetation, fruits, berries, and occasionally tree leaves.

Facts: Digs burrows, true hibernator, climbs trees occasionally to sun or eat leaves.

Groundhog Day facts and factoids.
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Groundhog, woodchuck ­ what's the difference?

Woodchuck and groundhog are common terms for the same animal, the rodent with the scientific name of Marmota monax. Most closely related to squirrels, woodchucks actually can climb trees and also swim.

What's so special about Feb. 2?
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Celestially speaking, Groundhog Day on Feb. 2 is a "cross-quarter" day, about halfway between the winter solstice in December and the ver nal equinox in March, and is celebrated in some cultures as the mid point of winter. It's not far from the time many groundhogs end their hi bernation anyway, around the second week of February.

What's going on in that burrow?
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In the winter, not much. Groundhogs go into profound hibernation, greatly reducing their metabolic rate, and their body temperature drops to just a few degrees above ambient temperature. Because their hibernaculum, the deepest portion of the burrow where they hibernate, is below frost line, that produces a body temperature as low as 39-40 degrees F.

What's the wake-up call?
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The groundhog's internal clock is believed to be affected by annual changes in the amount of daylight. Hormonal responses to cyclic changes in production of melatonin, a sleep-related hormone, are thought by some to be the signal to wake up.

Why did groundhog fur coats go out of fashion?
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Groundhog fur never was in vogue, partly because it is not particularly thick and warm, and because the fur's grizzled grey-brown appearance is more appealing to others of their species than to people. Groundhog hairs are used for tying trout flies, such as the 'Chuck Caddis, and early American Indians once used sturdy woodchuck hides for soles of moccasins.

What's for dinner?
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Groundhogs in the wild eat succulent green plants, such as dandelion greens, clover, plantain and grasses. They also are tempted by nearby garden vegetables. At Cornell, they dine on Agway Woodchuck Chow, a similar formulation to rabbit feed but in larger-sized pellets. Woodchucks binge and purposefully put on weight in the summer, reaching their maximum mass in late August. They become lethargic and prepare for hibernation in October. By February, hibernating woodchucks have lost as much as half their body weight.
Llam loves woodchucks, O.K. :D :D :D
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :p :p :p
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby lliam » Fri Jun 20, 2003 6:55 am

Tut,tut,
some of you guys take some kickstarting with the exception of OT. Oh well here goes my first Woodchuck Joke :D :D :D
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Stupid Questions :D
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A guy walks into a bar and there's a woodchuck sitting there drinking a 7&7. He sits down next to the woodchuck and says, "So, tell me something I've always wondered about. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

The woodchuck snapped his swizzle stick in half and waved it in the guy's face. "I've got half a mind to remove your sinuses with this swizzle stick. Do you realize you are the tenth guy to ask me that since I came into this bar? Do you really think that just because I am a woodchuck I have nothing better to do than sit around all day chucking wood?"

The guy was somewhat taken aback and quickly apologized. Then he scratched his head. "So tell me, what does a woodchuck do all day?"

"Around here - answer stupid questions."

:D :D :D :p
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby barfle » Fri Jun 20, 2003 7:24 am

To paraphrase the Grateful Dead, "Keep on chuckin'"
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby lliam » Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:10 am

Originally posted by barfle:
To paraphrase the Grateful Dead, "Keep on chuckin'"
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Your generous response to my pitiful, neurotic plea for attention has been most gratifying :) :p
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby barfle » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:26 am

Hate mail:

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. :mad:
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby OperaTenor » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:19 pm

Originally posted by lliam:
Tut,tut,
some of you guys take some kickstarting with the exception of OT...
:D :p
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby dkm32 » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:40 pm

Originally posted by barfle:
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. :mad:
My latin is a bit rusty, but that one phrases that we all learned in Latin Class. I can remember how to say it, but the written was somthing like:

Es turpiculus et tui mater ta vestio stupidum
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby barfle » Fri Jun 20, 2003 1:00 pm

Non amo Latinam, sed fata viam invenient.

Et tu, Brute?

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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby Selma in Sandy Eggo » Fri Jun 20, 2003 3:31 pm

Huh? Says the blond with the speckled computer screen. Wazzat?

I'm Confused?
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby barfle » Fri Jun 20, 2003 4:29 pm

I remember very little of my one year of Latin as a HS freshman, but one phrase that I thought was worth remembering was "sed fata viam invenient" - but fate will find a way. I preceded that with "Non amo Latinam" - I don't love Latin.

The second line is the most often quoted line from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.

And that's about it for my Latin these days.

We are actively hijacking this thread, too!

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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby dai bread 1 » Sat Jun 21, 2003 8:21 am

"Sic transit gloria mundi" = "There goes the washing." :D

Or at least it did when Monday was wash day and the washing fluttered gloriously on the line. In these days of driers and working mothers I suppose the convention has been lost.
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby lliam » Sat Jun 21, 2003 8:47 am

Originally posted by operatenor:
Originally posted by lliam:
[b] Tut,tut,
some of you guys take some kickstarting with the exception of OT...
:o :cool:
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby OperaTenor » Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:37 am

Oh, silly me. :o ;)
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby dkm32 » Sat Jun 21, 2003 4:12 pm

Originally posted by operatenor:
Oh, silly me.
Oh, please don't expect...no! No! I just couldn't... No, really, I just could not... Oh, I know you want me to, but, NO, I just could not bring myself to respos...no, I plain could not..it wouldn't be fair to OT...what? Well, ah, I really shouldn't...but...well, ah, OK... :) :)
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby Serenity » Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:40 pm

What was the "correct" answer to the Woodchuck poll question?
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby BenODen » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:14 pm

The correct answer was None. With 40-45 percent of the vote.. I don't remember what it was on sunday.

But, that does beg the question... How do we know that they CAN'T chuck wood now!? How would you inspire a woodchuck to want to chuck wood and prove that it can't actually do it? I'm sure our tax dollars are hard at work on this very question even as we speak!

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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby Selma in Sandy Eggo » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:15 pm

I think it was the "16 tons of #9 coal" one. :D
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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby lliam » Tue Jun 24, 2003 4:06 pm

[b] [quote]Originally posted by barfle:
[qb]You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. :)
:D ;) :cool:


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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby Shapley » Tue Jun 24, 2003 4:12 pm

I'm sure the constraints of space prevented the posting of the real answer, which is simply:

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Re: Woodchuck.

Postby dkm32 » Tue Jun 24, 2003 5:16 pm

Thank you, Mr Spock!
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