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I'm a treat to work with, as long as you don't appoint yourself my enemy. (All my enemies are self-appointed.) I'm sure you'd have had nothing but warm fuzzies, working with me. That's the "honest and generous" part of the strategem.Originally posted by dai bread:
Well said, Selma. I'm glad you never worked for me in one of my departments!
I can't resist. Fortune cookie fortunes are much more fun when you add the words "in bed" to the end of them.Originally posted by Serenity:
Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life. - My chinese fortune cookie last night.
On the flip side:
Lucky numbers 8,11,32,39,40,46
Learn chinese: Spinach = Bo-cai
See ?Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life...in bed.
Your success in life must be earned with earnest efforts...in bed.
And a male friend of mine (who is effiminate, yet defends his heterosexuality) carries this one with him:Our first and last love is...self love...in bed.
As for speaking Chinese, "Ga-li-ji" = Curry Chicken. Golly Gee, I didn't know Gomer was such a linguist!Behind every successful man there are other successful men...in bed.
Ain't it the truth!!!!Originally posted by Serenity:
If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security.
Fake cut-glass jar, filled with sour balls.Originally posted by Serenity:
What should I get my boss on National Boss Day next week?
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