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Love Week

Postby Nicole Marie » Mon Feb 11, 2002 4:45 pm

It's Valentines Day this week...awwww.<P>So in honor of this great or evil day (how ever you view the world)...Here at Beethoven.com we present "Love Week"! <P>During Love Week you can send in your requests and dedications (request@beethoven.com), hear our sarcastic take on soap operas during our daily show "Tempo of our Hearts" and win tickets to great concerts. <P>Check out our homepage for full details!
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Re: Love Week

Postby shostakovich » Tue Feb 12, 2002 12:08 am

I caught episode 1 today. I hope you got your bow strings clean, and no peanut butter mucked up the horn valves. I think I can figure out the cast, but who does the script? <BR>Shos
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Re: Love Week

Postby EricMichaels » Tue Feb 12, 2002 7:49 am

No one person can take the credit (or the blame :D<P> Eric<p>[ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: EricMichaels ]
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Re: Love Week

Postby John » Tue Feb 12, 2002 8:39 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eric Michaels:<BR><STRONG>...We all had a hand it it[ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: EricMichaels ]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I guess I'll step onto my SOAP box and say that this new feature appears to be SUDSessful thus far. It's certainly nice to listen to CLEAN programming. <P>P.S. I trust this SHOWER of praise hasn't DAMPENED your intentions. :D <P>John
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Re: Love Week

Postby EJA » Tue Feb 12, 2002 12:42 pm

I was also impressed with the soap opera spoof. How do you guys think of such things? By the by, who is the sarcastic guy who that says, "love week?" I think he's the same sarcastic guy who says, "Concerto for the Left Hand" on the Joan Falleta ads. The guy has facility for sarcasm, I'll give him that.
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Re: Love Week

Postby shostakovich » Tue Feb 12, 2002 4:55 pm

I just heard episode 2. I'm all shook up! What can the secret shame of Alexis possibly be?? Rodolfo the rat can't possibly win. The look into the mind of a fourth chair triangle player is surely horrifying. But true harmony between horn and cello will be too strong.<BR>A sweating Shos
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Re: Love Week

Postby barfle » Tue Feb 12, 2002 5:12 pm

The ding-ding symphony? Nicole, could you play that in its entirety? You know how I like unusual solo instruments...
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Re: Love Week

Postby EJA » Thu Feb 14, 2002 4:47 pm

"Used to. . . "<BR> "Used to. . ."<BR> "Used to what?????"<P>Any guesses? <P>I'm going to guess "play in a rock band."
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Re: Love Week

Postby EJA » Sat Feb 16, 2002 8:12 pm

Aiiieee . . . the unthinkable happened. I missed all three screenings of the last episode. Friday was far too hectic. It's shameful to ask such a thing — after all, were supposed to be sarcastic about this — but would someone please fill me in? Perhaps the Beethoven Players could post the script (if it exists)?<P> :o :o :o
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Re: Love Week

Postby Nicole Marie » Mon Feb 18, 2002 1:00 pm

Hi Ethan-<P>I'll post the scripts tomorrow.<P>The long and short of it was Alexis, Sebastian and Rodolfo are really father, brother and sister! Ripped apart years ago by a freak kazoo accident they are reunited finally at the Valentines Ball where they discover the outlandish connection. <P>Yes we walk a fine line at the Beethoven Studio's! ;)
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Re: Love Week

Postby EJA » Mon Feb 18, 2002 1:41 pm

You guys really are on Assylum Avenue, aren't you? <P>Looking forward to tomorrow . . .
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Re: Love Week

Postby shostakovich » Tue Feb 19, 2002 1:34 am

Death, dishonor, incest. With a little padding you could have The Kazoo of the Offensprings.<BR>Shos
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Re: Love Week

Postby Nicole Marie » Tue Feb 19, 2002 11:54 am

By popular Request...here's the entire script for all 5 Tempo of Our Hearts! <P>The Beethoven Radio players presents "Tempo of Our Hearts" a Beethoven<BR>Radio Theatre Divison Production.<P><BR>Episode one: "Triangles have three sides"<P>Anncr: The philharmonic has many pieces. but our story has only three.<BR>alexis, the beautiful cellist.<P>Alexis: -very dry- I am a beautiful celllist. <P>Anncr: Sebastian, the handsome 1st chair french horn player.<P>Sebastian: -very dry- I am handsome and I play the french horn.<P>Anncr: and Rodolfo the evil 4th chair triangle player. <P>rodolfo: sfx: evil laugh! <P>anncr: the night of the Valentine's ball was quickly approaching. sebastian<BR>had always admired alexis' beauty from afar. but he never had the courage to<BR>approach her. and alexis was intrigued by sebastian's quiet charm. sadly, it<BR>seemed they we're destined to stay apart until........<P>SFX: -THEY BUMP INTO EACHOTHER-<P>Sebastian: pardon me.<P>alexis: I've seemed to drop my bow in your chocolate.<P>sebastian: and i've seemed to dropped my french horn in you peanut<BR>butter.what does this mean?<P>alexis: that we'll have to wash off our instruments.<P>sebastian: right. oh alexis i long for you... will you....will..you..<P>alexis: yes...sebastian?<P>sebastian: would you go to the Valentine's ball with me???<P>Alexis: oh Sebastian My heart beats in 4/4 for you.<P>Sebastian: what does that mean?<P>Alexis: don't you know?<P>sebastian: i have a confession! i've never learned to read......music.<P>alexis: Sebastian, it's a yes!!!<P>Anncr: it was a match made in heaven nothing could get in the way of their<BR>happiness.....except lurking in the shadows...Rodolfo's jealous heart and<BR>twisted mind had contrived a hideous plan to foil the young couple's<BR>future.......<P>Rodolfo laughing<P>join us tomorrow for episode 2 of "the Tempo of our Hearts"<P><BR>EPISODE #2 "REVENGE OF THE TRIANGLE"<P>Yesterday on "Tempo of our hearts" the handsome french horn player<BR>sebastian, finally got up enough courage to ask the beautiful cellist alexis<BR>to the valentine's day ball. alexis happily accepted the invitation and all<BR>seemed joyous, but lurking in the shadows rodolfo the evil 4th chair<BR>triangle player was plotting an evil plan to steal alexis from<BR>sebastian.....<BR>the beethoven radio players now present episode two...The Triangle's<BR>revenge!<BR>sfx: rodolfo laughing ha ha<P>alexis: -singing to herself- oh sebastian you are so handsome...<P>sfx: evil music:<P>rodolfo: -very evil- aahhhh alexissss...your beautiful playing almost matches<BR>your beautiful face...<P>alexis: -with attitude- oh! rodolfo?!? i didn't recognize you without your<BR>triangle.<P>rodolfo: ah the beautiful alexis, i've heard you are going to the<BR>valentine's day ball with sebastian.<P>alexis: not that it's a triangle player's business but, yes, i have accepted<BR>his invitation. <P>rodolfo: It is my business dear alexis! you see i've recently become<BR>aware of some interesting information.<P>alexis: what? that triangles have three sides?<P>rodolfo: Touche, very clever, no alexis i know something so terrible that<BR>if sebastiann ever found out, i doubt that he would go to the ball with you!<P>alexis: ha ha ha rodolfo, it's almost 6 pm shouldn't you be heading back to<BR>the ranch with your triangle so you can announce that its "chow time<BR>everybody chow time!<P>rodolfo: make your jokes alexis, ive sat in the shadows for years listening<BR>to french horn solos, why is there never a triangle solo?? oh except for the<BR>ding ding symphony. but i shall have my revenge when you go to the<BR>valentines day ball with me.<P>alexis: why would i do that?<P>rodolfo: because if you don't dump sebastian and accept my invitation i will<BR>show the world thissssssssss........<P>alexis: ohhh nooooo where did you get that???????<P>rodolfo: (evil laugh)<P>anncr: what terrible secret does rodolfo hold over alexis? will she dump<BR>sebastian for a triangle player? wait and see tomorrow, when the beethoven<BR>players present the next installment of "Tempo of our hearts."<P>Episode #3 "when doves cry"<P>Yesterday on "Tempo of our hearts", the evil fourth chair triangle<BR>player rodolfo presented the beautiful alexis with an ultimatium.<P>if alexis did not dump the handsome sebastian and accept evil rodolfo's<BR>invitation to the valentine's ball, rodolfo would tell the world alesis'<BR>terrible secret. what is alexis' secret? how did rodolfo find out? how does<BR>sebastian keep his hair so perfect? ...the beethoven radio players now<BR>present episode 3...when doves cry...<P><BR>rodolfo: Make your decision alexis...but first think if you want the whole<BR>world and sebastian to know what i now know.<P>alexis: if he knew now what you know. i now know you knew to know what he<BR>would know now.<P>rodolfo:.....exactly<P>alexis: oh you evil rodolfo....i have no choice... i will go to the<BR>valentines ball with you....i will......<P>rodolfo: ha ha ha finally i, a fourth chair triangle player will be the king<BR>of the ball ha ha ha....now you must tell sebastian you cannot attend the<BR>ball with him...<P>alexis: it will break his heart!<P>rodolfo: i know ha ha ha ha ha ha see you tonight my darling hah hah.<P>alexis: oh what am i to do oh what am i to do?<P>sebastian: to do about what?<P>alexis: oh sebastian, dear sebastian, i have some troubling news.<P>Sebastian: is my part not straight?<P>alexis: no your hair looks wonderful...sebastian... i am sorry..i...i.....<P>sebastian: yes?????<P>alexis: i cannot go to the valentine's day ball with you!!!!!<P>sebastian: but buttercup, why???<P>alexis: because we're from different sections sebastian, we weren't meant to<BR>play together, except in a chamber orchestra.<P>sfx: snot blowing <P>alexis: sebastain are you crying?<P>sebastian: no my dear i just had to clean my spit valve...can i persuade you<BR>to give me a second chance?<P>alexis: i'm sorry sebastian it has to be this way im sorry boo hoo ho<P>Sebastian: come back.....come back sweet alexissss chocolate chip ice cream<P><BR>anncr: sniff sniff...oh how sad...the evil rodolfo has alexis and sebastian<BR>right were he wants them...what is alexis' terrible secret? what kind of<BR>conditioner does sebastian use? will rodolfo be the king of the valentine's<BR>ball?? will the answers to these questions be finally answered in episode<BR>four? join us tomorrow for the fourth installment of Tempo of our<BR>hearts.......moonlight betrayal.<P><BR>episode 4 "midnight betrayal"<P>yesterday on the "Tempo of our hearts" the evil fourth chair triangle player<BR>rodolfo had sucessfully persuaded the beautiful cellist alexis to dump the<BR>handsome first chair french horn player sebastian. alexis had no choice<BR>since rodolfo knows a terrible secret about alexis. rodolfo had threatened<BR>to tell the secret to sebastian if alexis did not agree to dump sebastian<BR>and attend the ball with him. the night of the ball has arrived and<BR>sebastian, though heart-broken, has decided to attend the ball will he be<BR>able to handle seeing his true love in the arms of the evil rodolfo?.....<BR>the beethoven radio players now present episode 4.....midnight betrayal<P><BR>rodolfo: would you like some punch alexis?<P><BR>alexis: not from you i wouldn't......<P>rodolfo: you had better change your tune...if you do not want me to reveal<BR>your secret, you better start showing me some affection<P>sebastian: ALEXIS!!<P>alexis: sebastian, why are you....<P>sebastian: Him? he is the one??<P>alexis: no my darling, i can explain...<P>rodolfo: careful my sweet....remember our agreement...<P>sebastian: nothing could explain this ... nothing at all....for goodness<BR>sake alexis, he's not even a percussionist...he plays the triangle.....<P>rodolfo: watch your words sebastian...<P>sebastian: it's true i didn't think it was possible to play the triangle out<BR>of tune but somehow you do....<P>rodolfo:how dare you......<P>alexis: stop it stop it.... i can't take it any longer...rodolfo i can not<BR>be with you....<P>rodolfo: our agreement... remember your secret!<P>alexis: i don't care anymore, the secret is too much to hide...sebastian...i<BR>have something aweful to tell you.......i used to...to...<P><BR>anncr: to what? tomorrow on the final episode of the tempo of our hearts all<BR>will be revealed. what is alexis' secret? can sebastian possible forgive<BR>alexis? will rodolfo finally have his revenge? all of these questions will<BR>probably be answered tomorrow on the final episode of the tempo of our<BR>hearts.........convenient fianle<P>EPISODE #5 CONVENIENT FINALE<P><BR>The night of the valentine's ball had arrived...sebastian the first chair<BR>french horn player's world came crashing down around him when he saw his<BR>true love alexis with the evil fourth chair triangle player<BR>rodolfo...sebastian confronted the couple demanding an explaination from<BR>alexis...the evil rodolfo reminded alexis that he would tell the world her<BR>terrible secret if she spoke to sebastian. but alexis was past her breaking<BR>point she could no longer take the agony...the beethoven radio players now<BR>present the finale to "the tempo of our hearts"........convenient finale<P>rodolfo: remember your secret alexis!<P>alexis: i can't take it any longer.....<P>sebastian: whatever it is alexis i can handle it....<P>alexis: alright sebastian...i'm not a classically trained cellist...<P>sebastian: you're not? that's fine i can handle that, what do you play? the<BR>clarinet, the flute?<P>alexis:no my darling, my first love is...is ......<P>sebastian: yesss???? <P>alexis: i play the kazoo!!<P>sebastian: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR>anything but that!!!!<P>alexis: but you said...you said...<P>sebastian: alexis you don't understand...my father was killed by a freak<BR>kazoo accident!!!!<P>alexis: noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! that's not possible... the reason i took up<BR>the kazoo was because....because....my father was killed by a rogue<BR>kazoo!!!!!!!!!!!<P>rodolfo: it can't be.... a long time ago...while working in a circus i was<BR>injured in a freak kazoo accident. i was in a coma for 9 months...the<BR>doctors mistakenly told my pregnant wife that i was dead...i've been<BR>searching many long years trying to find my lost children.......<P>alexis: father?<P>sebastian: sister?<P>rodolfo: son????<P>rodolfo: my beautiful son and daughter...it's been many years i've waited to<BR>say this...you're both wonderful musicians would you join me in a song?<P>sebastian: yes father!! i love you!<P>alexis: of course father i love you.<P><BR>anncr: sniff sniff...oh how...how...convenient. a confusing ending to a beautiful story. and they all lived happily ever after. I've always wanted to<BR>say that....the end <P>This has been a special Beethoven Radio Theatre Division Production...<p>[ 02-19-2002: Message edited by: Nicole Marie ]
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Re: Love Week

Postby EJA » Wed Feb 20, 2002 7:29 pm

Thanks
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