I'm feeling rather conspiratorial today, so I thought we ought to resurrect this oldie but moldy. In order to bring you pups up to speed, this is the conspiracy as we've uncovered it so far:
Wal-Mart (founded by Sam Wah Ton - uncovered by agent Shapley)
Chinese food and shoes
The French(aka the "Freedoms")
Evil Nazi scientists
The US Postal Service
The Gnomes of Zurich
Back-reading is required to ascertain how we derived this list from the intelligence gathered.
Any new information will be treated circumspectly....
...whatever that means...