Being the father of one daughter(so far) who gives every impression that she will not only be a looker, but gregarious to the extreme, may I come to you for advice when it comes to dealing with her dates, boyfriends(assuming she's straight, that is), etc.?
My current favorite divining tool would be shotgun cleaning, timed with the arrival of the date to pick her up(and he'she WILL come into the house to pick her up - none of this honking the horn from the street crap). I have every intention of being pleasant, just want to have that shotgun on the table in the process of being reassembled. No ammo in the house, just the cleanest shotgun in all of Sandy Eggo.
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