TV Spots We Hate

[DavidEB310]

Don't you know that we all HAVE TO know what Celebrities eat, how they dress, where they live, what they think about all issues (esp. the political views), or at least they believe we should. Maybe we should care about how they act, because many of them can't.

And BTW, how did the world become so enthralled by Star Jones, The American Idol Panel, Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jessica Simpson?

WHY? HOW? WHAT? HOW? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY!!!!!

All this and Brad and Jennifer getting divorced -- it's the Apocalypse!!!

BTW-- I can't stand the Verizon Guy and the Sprint Guy -- OBNOXIOUS to a whole new level!!!

[Shapley]

David,

RE:And BTW, how did the world become so enthralled by Star Jones, The American Idol Panel, Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jessica Simpson?

Who????? Is Jessica Simpson Bart's sister????

[treebeau]

Paris Hilton? What makes a hotel in France so interesting?

Regards,
Tim B.

[treebeau]

Originally posted by lioness:
...anyway, i was so uninterested and almost disgusted to the maximum. all i kept wondering was "who cares? does any of this really matter to anyone?"

Wow, glad you cleared that up. At first I thought you were talking about the Chinese food.

Regards,
Tim B.

[DavidEB310]

treebeau,

RE:Paris Hilton? What makes a hotel in France so interesting?

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I think it's the special movies that are shown.

[mmichaelson]

ROFLMAO!!!

Oh David, that was classic!!!!

You know, every time I see someone like her (who is close to my age) I wonder. . ."do people REALLY wear those outfits (you know, pants with the crotch so low, it almost shows their crotch). . .and then I see someone in the mall wearing something similar. Or those lingere looking shirts. . . OMG those are fashionable?? They look like intimate bed clothes to me!!!

What do your teenage girls think of all that? (it IS you with the four teenagers, right???, if it's not, terribly sorry!)

[DavidEB310]

Saxy Buff,

Yes, it is me with four teenage daughters. They do wear belly shirts and low-cut jeans, but fortunately nothing overly provocative.

We have, however, had to confiscate some questionable tees with sayings (from American Eagle no less -- they were returned).

Now, if only I could get my wife to dress like that behind closed doors...oops, I said that out loud, nevermind...

[sadie]

Four teenage daughters.... that's amazing. Girls are "Sugar and spice.... "

They must be easier to live with than the one teenage son I have!

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

Sorry, Sadie, that "Sugar and spice" rumor is a lie. Girls and boy are different. Not easier, just different.

Fortunately, if you all live through it, they all turn into people. :hope:

[DavidEB310]

girls? sugar and spice?

Multiple Women in one house...can you say PMS?

They actually relish in it so they all have excuses to be really really mean (esp. to men- husbands/fathers)!

Evil...I think I said it once before...women are evil! Yet, we as guys have only limited options, especially if we marry them.

Reminds me of the old Al Bundy line from "Married with Children": Do you know why men die before women? Because THEY WANT TO!

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[Shapley]

Sadie,

If you have four boys, you have only four boys to worry about. If you have four girls, you have to worry about every boy in the county...

[DavidEB310]

Shapley,

AMEN!

[piqaboo]

4 teenage daughters and you still want your wife to wear hiphuggers and belly t-shirts? She's a lucky (and hardworking) lady!

O' course, post-ALtoid, hiphuggers are the only thing I CAN wear, because they fit under the overhang!

[DavidEB310]

piqapoo,

I'm very lucky. My wife is both thin and beautiful and she's older than me!

When you have married multiple times, you're bound to eventually get lucky!

[sadie]

"women are evil" .... now that's a scary thought for a man living with 5 women! PMS- I think that term means "premeditated male skewering" Anyhow there is medication nowadays to treat it so there is hope...


-and just when I was taking comfort in Selma's advice, I now have new "terror alerts" for Mr. Teen.

[OperaTenor]

David,

Being the father of one daughter(so far) who gives every impression that she will not only be a looker, but gregarious to the extreme, may I come to you for advice when it comes to dealing with her dates, boyfriends(assuming she's straight, that is), etc.?

My current favorite divining tool would be shotgun cleaning, timed with the arrival of the date to pick her up(and he'she WILL come into the house to pick her up - none of this honking the horn from the street crap). I have every intention of being pleasant, just want to have that shotgun on the table in the process of being reassembled. No ammo in the house, just the cleanest shotgun in all of Sandy Eggo.



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[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

:snicker: I've heard that daughters are God's revenge on wild young men.

Are your memories giving you cause to worry?

[mmichaelson]

OT, that's a great plan. Sean tells me that we MUST found out the sex of our baby before it's born (like I could wait) so he can buy a shotgun and prepare if it's a girl.

Piq, I'm sure OT wouldn't mind at all if you wore hiphuggers and crop tees around the house. . .

[DavidEB310]

Sadie Lady,

The medication should be for me, not them.

[sadie]

"The medication should be for me, not them"

Yes and It's called Beer!