Humor Thread

[ai4i]

I was surfing and found this really cute billboard for the classical music station in Dallas TX, a heritage station in the southwest. <img src="http://www.wrr101.com/wrr_info/images/1999_Yo_Quiero_Billboard_lg.jpg" alt=" - " />

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[piqaboo]

Whao, whao! That is cute!

[dai bread]

Yes indeed. But why the anonymous chihuahua?

[piqaboo]

There's a chain of pseudo-mexican food here, Taco Bell, that ran a series of ads featuring a chihuahua:Yo qiero Taco Bell. I'm not sure if he's the same one who ordered folks to "hand over the chalupa and no one will get hurt", but Im sure someone more TV savvy than I can answer more fully/correctly.

[EricMichaels]

The reference is at least five years old, but yes, piq, it's the same chihauahua.

Funny billboard. I wonder if they have it on a t-shirt.

[treebeau]

Dude...scanner + ink jet printer + ink jet iron on transfers = voila!

Don't mention it.
Regards,
Tim "might do it myself" B.

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

Originally posted by treebeau:
Dude...scanner + ink jet printer + ink jet iron on transfers = voila!

Don't mention it.
Regards,
Tim "might do it myself" B.

Don't forget the Bubble Jet Set or it'll fade.

[ai4i]

I must apologise. I thought everyone knew about the anonymous Taco Bell chihuahua, and my teachers hammered the importance of a good bibliography into me

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[piqaboo]

The challenge of international communication.


Gotta learn how to do that t-shirt bubblejetset transfer thingie! In meantime, "DairyQueen" shirt about to be retired. We've had a great year together - Mooo!

[BigJon@Work]

Weaning?

[piqaboo]

yup

[BigJon@Work]

I gotta get my wife one of those shirts. She will absolutly love it!

[piqaboo]

If you like, I can share mine with her. It was a gift from Selma, in response to something I posted on this board. If I need it again, it wont be for a year, so your wife is welcome to the use of it. (I fully accept the risk the shirt may be modified by an additional year of use.)
If you are interested, pm me a mailing address.

[hal 9000]

If any of you watch the the Comedy Central show "Reno 911," I'm sure you'll get a kick out of this. The 'voice' of the Taco Bell chihuahua belongs to the actor/comedian Carlos Alazraqui, who plays Deputy James Garcia on that show.

<img src="http://www.kabel1.de/php-bin/scripts/cgalerie/content/k1_serien_de_reno911/08.jpg" alt=" - " />

[DavidS]

A propos: "Uh-oh...Honey, I'll get the car; you get your...thumb..."

A carpenter once bent down too close to one of his mechanical saws, and got his ear sliced off.
His assistant - a very alert fellow - picked up the severed member, packed it into a plastic bag with plenty of ice, and took it to the hospital ER to which his boss had been sent.
well, the doctors did an emergency operation and managed to sew the ear back on successfully.
The chief surgeon visited the patient with a mirror and asked him for his comments on the great job his team had done.
"Hey!" said the carpenter, "that's not MY ear!"
Surgeon: "Watcha talking about?"
Carpenter: "Where's the pencil????"

[Serenity]

What do you say to a banjo player in a three piece suit?


Will the defendant please rise

[Serenity]

Little Johnny violin

Thanks for the violin you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle Rodney, the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas present I ever got."

"That's great," said his Uncle Rodney. "Do you know how to play it?"

"Oh, I don't play it," Little Johnny said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night."

[Serenity]

Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get away from the bassoon recital.

[Serenity]

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?



A flat major

[Serenity]

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"