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[mmichaelson]

Lioness, if you get a free website through work, could I send you emails to post for me???

(you know, my cute kitties and all)

[piqaboo]

Whining, which might amuse some of us. I particularly like the deadline for being "at home".

Dear President Bush:

Congratulations on your victory over all us
non-evangelicals. Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving you. California will now be its own country. And we're taking all the Blue States with us. In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii.

We spoke to God, and she agrees that this split will be beneficial to almost everybody. In fact, God is so excited about it, she's going to shift the whole country at 4:30 PM EST this Friday. Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be back in their states by then. God is going to give us the Pacific Ocean and Hollywood. In addition, we're getting San Diego.(Sorry, that's just how it goes.) But God is letting you have the KKK and country music (except the Dixie Chicks). (We would love you to take Britney Spears off our hands, though. She IS from the south, right?)

We wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope, we really hope you find those missing weapons of mass destruction. Seriously. Soon.

Sincerely,
California

[barfle]

Q: How many Bush adnimistration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb. It's improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

[OperaTenor]

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They send the Army and Marines in to invade the electric company, however.

[lioness]

looks like i'm gonna have to move to CA quickly......

[Selma in Sandy Eggo]

Do we have to keep San Francisco?

[OperaTenor]

I like San Francisco. It's the most European city in the U.S.

Take that however you want....

[barfle]

Originally posted by OperaTenor:
I like San Francisco. It's the most European city in the U.S.

Take that however you want....

But they speak a foreign language in New Orleans.

[mmichaelson]

barfle, ALL of Louisiana (and most of SE Texas) speaks that foreign language. . .

[treebeau]

Originally posted by OperaTenor:
I like San Francisco. It's the most European city in the U.S.

Yep, everytime I saw a bum I wanted to ask "Why European in the street?"

Regards,
Tim "taking it the way I want" B.

BTW, I like SF too.

[lioness]

barfle, you have 3000 posts!!!

[barfle]

Originally posted by lioness:
barfle, you have 3000 posts!!!

That just proves I need a life.

[OperaTenor]

Isn't it amazingly anticlimactic? It isn't anything like hitting that first 1,000........

[lioness]

so then, what you're saying is hitting that 1st 1000 is climatic?

[OperaTenor]

I was going to razz you about the weather, then decided not to.........oh wait, I just did.......... :p

Yup, 1,000 felt like a big deal(maybe not as big as.....never mind), but every 1,000 after seems succeedingly less.

Not complaining about my present stature, mind you.....

[lioness]

Originally posted by OperaTenor:
Not complaining about my present stature, mind you.....

i would hope not at this point!!!

[mmichaelson]

Truly. I wonder if you'll get another title when you hit 5k???

Off with you then! Post away!

[OperaTenor]

Hi Lioness,

Considering you're well on your way to 1,000 posts in <3 months, here's your membership card.

:p

[mmichaelson]

He's got a point. Tree Beau told me I was a PW last month. If only this dratted thing called work didn't get in my way every now and then. <sigh>

[lioness]

Originally posted by OperaTenor:
Hi Lioness,

Considering you're well on your way to 1,000 posts in <3 months, here's your membership card.

:p

you've created a monster!!!! <img src="http://www.viperalley.com/images/graemlins/nana.gif" alt=" - " />

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