A propos: "Uh-oh...Honey, I'll get the car; you get your...thumb..."
A carpenter once bent down too close to one of his mechanical saws, and got his ear sliced off.
His assistant - a very alert fellow - picked up the severed member, packed it into a plastic bag with plenty of ice, and took it to the hospital ER to which his boss had been sent.
well, the doctors did an emergency operation and managed to sew the ear back on successfully.
The chief surgeon visited the patient with a mirror and asked him for his comments on the great job his team had done.
"Hey!" said the carpenter, "that's not MY ear!"
Surgeon: "Watcha talking about?"
Carpenter: "Where's the pencil????"
Tel grain, tel pain.