A fisherman was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a pond well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"No, my friend, I'm not fishing. These are my pet fish."
Yes. Every night I take these fish down to the pond and let them swim around for a while. Then I whistle, they jump back in the ice chest and I take them home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The fisherman looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth my friend. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the fish into the pond and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"