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by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:29 pm

What piece of land do fish prefer go live in?

Finland! :lol:

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:33 pm

Why did the lobster blush?

It saw Queen Mary's bottom! :rotfl:

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:34 pm

What fish terrorizes other fish?

Jack the Kipper :wink:

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:43 pm

Well, it's Friday movie night. Not sure which one of these to watch, any suggestions?

Jaws
Finding Nemo
Waterworld
Jurassic Carp
Marlin Rouge
Pulp Fishin'
Cast Away
Titanic
Home Abalone
Happy Gillmore
The Blair Fish Project
Oh Batter, Where Art Thou?

by **piqaboo** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:41 pm

Serenity's on a lobster roll!

Ye gods and little fishes woman, where do you come up with these?
No bottom feeder you!

by **OperaTenor** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:56 pm

Go for the SpongeBob Squarepants marathon.

by **OperaTenor** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:01 pm

After all, how can you not like a face like this:

by **OperaTenor** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:03 pm

Or, you could skip the movie all together and play a word game, like "fill in the plankton":

by **Catmando** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:08 pm

Serenity wrote:Well, it's Friday movie night. Not sure which one of these to watch, any suggestions?

Jaws
Finding Nemo
Waterworld
Jurassic Carp
Marlin Rouge
Pulp Fishin'
Cast Away
Titanic
Home Abalone
Happy Gillmore
The Blair Fish Project
Oh Batter, Where Art Thou?

Or if you're in the mood for Bond, you can always watch Octopussy?

The name's Pond, James Pond.

by **OperaTenor** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:20 pm

Just don't be crabby about my suggestions.

by **Catmando** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:23 pm

OperaTenor wrote:Just don't be crabby about my suggestions.

He's my favorite character! Um..er...I mean crustacean.

by **piqaboo** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:32 pm

That's gonna be my next user name: Crabby Patty.

by **OperaTenor** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:44 pm

So far, my favorite is Plankton:

by **Serenity** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:37 pm

I need some rest before I continue. I feel like a fish out of water. :roll:

by **Catmando** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:40 pm

By the way, I love the Codfather one!

I mullosk think of some more fish puns. For now I'm off to finish my dishes.

by **Serenity** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:58 pm

And I like your inclusion of James Pond and Octopussy!

When I saw it I thought "You've got to be squidding me! Why didn't I think of that?" :mrgreen:

by **GreatCarouser** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:31 pm

Serenity, you shadn't have started this! The ignominnowy of it all. You've surely caused a roe.

by **Serenity** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:44 pm

Yes but I feel good, as though I have accodfished something important.

by **GreatCarouser** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:21 pm

Serenity wrote:Yes but I feel good, as though I have accodfished something important.

Well, that's one school of thought, I suppose....

by **Serenity** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:01 am

A fisherman was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a pond well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"No, my friend, I'm not fishing. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

Yes. Every night I take these fish down to the pond and let them swim around for a while. Then I whistle, they jump back in the ice chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The fisherman looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth my friend. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The man poured the fish into the pond and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?"

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

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