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by **Catmando** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:14 am

Strike 3, you're trout!

by **Catmando** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:03 pm

Has the boat sailed on this topic? Where out thou, SereNETy?

by **Serenity** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:04 pm

This one has a little star.

by **Serenity** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:15 pm

This one has a little car.

by **Serenity** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:00 pm

Some are red. And some are blue.
Some are old. And some are new.
Some are sad. And some are glad.
And some are very, very bad.

by **Serenity** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:24 pm

Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know.
Go ask your dad.

by **Serenity** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:37 pm

Celebrities to watch for:

Cod Stewart
Prawn Connery
Mussel Crowe
Skate Moss
Prawn Bean
Shrimp Biscuit
Pike Lee
Heidi Clam
Shirley Bassey
David Ducodney
Nicole Squidman
Squid Rock
Kylie Minnow
Finnie Driver
MC Hammerhead
Sole Campbell

by **Serenity** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:43 pm

What did the crayfish use to call his family?
A shellular phone. :dunce:

by **Catmando** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:48 pm

Serenity wrote:Celebrities to watch for:

Cod Stewart
Prawn Connery
Mussel Crowe
Skate Moss
Prawn Bean
Shrimp Biscuit
Pike Lee
Heidi Clam
Shirley Bassey
David Ducodney
Nicole Squidman
Squid Rock
Kylie Minnow
Finnie Driver
MC Hammerhead
Sole Campbell

You rock Serenity! These are awesome. :rofl:

by **Serenity** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:53 pm

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:09 am

Try saying this fast:

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:11 am

What's a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune!

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:12 am

What's the Tsar of Russia's favorite seafood?

Tsardines! :rofl:

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:16 am

What do you call a fish with 2 knees?

A two-knee fish! :lol:

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:21 am

Which day do fish hate the most?

Fryday! :sing:

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:27 am

Why don't shrimp and lobsters share?

Because they're shellfish!

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:32 am

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and
the other is a fish.

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:36 am

What do mermaids have on toast?

mermalade!

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:39 am

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

I-don't-think-he-saurus.

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:40 am

What book tells you all about chickens?

A hencyclopedia!

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