Animal puns....and other tuns of fun!

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Animal puns....and other tuns of fun!

Postby Catmando » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:44 pm

Here's a place just for you Serenity.......and everyone else.

To post your favorite puns! :P (in stead of hijacking other threads)
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Postby Catmando » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:47 pm

What is a salmon's favorite piano tune?

Music Lox Dancer :rofl:
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Postby Catmando » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:52 pm

What is a cow's favorite piano composition?

The MOOnlight Sonata. :owned:
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Postby Catmando » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:54 pm

What did Baroque composers eat for breakfast?

Bach bacon
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Re: To Serenity: Animal puns....and other tuns of fun!

Postby GreatCarouser » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:19 pm

Catmando wrote:Here's a place just for you Serenity...


Oh yeah, this'll work... :rofl: :crazy: :rotfl: :mrgreen: :owned:
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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Re: To Serenity: Animal puns....and other tuns of fun!

Postby Serenity » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:52 pm

GreatCarouser wrote:
Catmando wrote:Here's a place just for you Serenity...


Oh yeah, this'll work... :rofl: :crazy: :rotfl: :mrgreen: :owned:


When do kids ever play in a designated area?
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Postby Selma in Sandy Eggo » Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:15 am

Rowdy lot of pirates that we be! :jump: :juggle: :pirate: :jedi: :crazy: :pirate: :neener: :neener: :neener:

Arrrrrrrr!
>^..^<
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Postby Catmando » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:09 pm

What is Hal 9000's favorite fish?

halibut
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Postby Catmando » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:11 pm

Why is Hal 9000 not on the BB board often?

Because he is on halidays.
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Postby Serenity » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:11 pm

Are you trying to "lure" me back to fish puns? :rofl:
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Postby Catmando » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:14 pm

Of course! Everyone fins your fish pans er......puns very alluring.
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Postby Catmando » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:20 pm

What is a fish's favorite dog?

A basset hound.
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Postby Catmando » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:22 pm

What does a fish spread on its toast?

Mermalade.
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Postby Catmando » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:24 pm

What did the shark say to the other shark when he was blowing out his birthday candles?

Mako wish already! :mrgreen:
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Postby Serenity » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:25 pm

What about jellyfish?
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Postby Serenity » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:28 pm

You're shrimply the bass! :rofl:
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Postby Catmando » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:32 pm

What did the snake say to the other snake while they enjoyed a romantic evening?

Anna, I hope you brought a conda!
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Postby Serenity » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:33 pm

Time for some REM sleep.

Good night and don't forget this philosophy:

A-Tuna Matata! :wink:
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Postby Catmando » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:34 pm

Serenity wrote:You're shrimply the bass! :rofl:


:rofl: Batter than all the rest!
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Postby piqaboo » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:50 pm

I think we should coral these two before they do any more harm
Altoid - curiously strong.
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