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Postby Catmando » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:56 pm

Oh Pikeaboo, we aren't that bad.

Have you heard the saying "Don't look a gift seahorse in the mouth"?
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Postby piqaboo » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:56 pm

Abalone! Its perfectly safe, if you watch where you put your hands!
Altoid - curiously strong.
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Postby bignaf » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:57 pm

everyone who posts on this thread will be arrested by the pun police.
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Postby piqaboo » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:07 pm

Will we be punished? Or canned?
Cod you ask for anything Moor?
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Postby Catmando » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:49 am

bignaf wrote:everyone who posts on this thread will be arrested by the pun police.


And who are these "pun police"? 8)
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Postby piqaboo » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:10 am

I'm feeling har-wrasse-d.
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Postby navneeth » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:26 pm

piqaboo wrote:I'm feeling har-wrasse-d.

Pun Police, she's definitely the group's piq fish. Keep an eye on that catfish, too. They should be in your nets soon.
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Postby piqaboo » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:53 pm

Goby a good boy and act like an Angel.
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Postby barfle » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:54 pm

Whadda buncha clowns!
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Postby piqaboo » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:09 pm

And dont parrot me!
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Postby GreatCarouser » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:01 pm

Catmando wrote:
And who are these "pun police"? 8)



Mullet over.....it'll come to you.....
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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Postby piqaboo » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:52 pm

She's got a quick trigger, snapper out of it before we have to call the surgeon.
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Postby Catmando » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:48 pm

Where's the best place to learn about fish?

In a school.
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Postby Catmando » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:49 pm

piqaboo wrote:She's got a quick trigger, snapper out of it before we have to call the surgeon.


Does the sturgeon make house calls?
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Postby barfle » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:42 pm

I stole these:

When an eel bites your heel
And twinge you do feel
That's a moray.

If a sea creature did
Make you scream "Oh, you squid"
Calamari

When a sting ray is all
That they sell at a mall
That's a mall ray


There's plenty more, but those seem to be the fishy ones :oops:
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Postby navneeth » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:02 am

Catmando wrote:Where's the best place to learn about fish?

In a school.

Would you recommend McGill Universtiy?
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Postby Catmando » Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:48 am

When's the last time a request was made for the "Trout" Quintet?

Rainbow, Bull, Brown, Lake, Brook.
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Postby piqaboo » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:17 am

We seem to trigger creativity in one another


BTW Surgeon Fish
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Postby Catmando » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:34 pm

Serenity wrote:What about jellyfish?


Or how about crabapple jelly?
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Postby Catmando » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:36 pm

What does a fish put on for a grand evening?

Fishnetstockings and maki-up.
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