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by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:42 am

What start with E and ends with E but usually only has one letter?

An envelope.

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:44 am

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they would be bagels. :rolleyes:

by **Serenity** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:47 am

What does an aardvarkk like on its pizza?

Ant-chovies! :rotfl:

by **Catmando** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:20 am

Serenity wrote:What's a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune!

or Flipper.

Serenity! My goodness you were on a :rotfl:

!

I love the Tsardines one! It's Fryday!

by **Catmando** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:59 am

Who's the eel's favorite talk show host?

Moray

by **DavidS** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:53 am

With a bit of lox, you'll stop carping. I hake it.

by **GreatCarouser** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:33 pm

Another warning: If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck don't Crimea river.

by **DavidS** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:23 pm

This year for my summer hols I'm going to Roumania, and I'll have a feast of Turkey with lots of Greece.
Abyssinia!

by **piqaboo** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:43 pm

What did Delaware? She wore a brand New Jersey.

by **GreatCarouser** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:30 pm

What did Mississippi?
Brandywine..... :roll:

(another thread goes alky!)

by **piqaboo** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:22 pm

Why did Califo' nya?

She called to say Hawayia

by **GreatCarouser** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:25 am

Where has Oregon?

West Virginia....

by **barfle** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:43 am

I don't know, but Alaska.

by **Serenity** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:18 pm

Have we haddock with the fish puns?

:crazy:

(this'll get everyone off the board)

by **HandelFan** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:23 pm

Serenity wrote:Have we haddock with the fish puns?

(this'll get everyone off the board)

Nah, they'll probably stick around, just for the halibut...

by **piqaboo** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:06 pm

I was going to ask Catmando to post Moray.

by **Catmando** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:05 pm

Arrrrrrrgh you trying to tug me back in Piq?

:pirate:

by **piqaboo** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:01 pm

I'm just a Damsel Fish-ing.

by **elefie** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:12 pm

Why did the sleuth always carry an umbrella with him?

He had been told that it was mist defying.

by **Shapley** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:56 pm

Hello, elefie!

Welcome to the B.com BB!

V/R
Shapley

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